JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for April 16, 2014
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We're prepared to offer you a very handsome package to join our firm. Do I look like IM stupid? You bozos go around stealing lunch money from scared little children! You're in the principals office more than your in class! Dress up the package with dizzying perks!
Sadly, in my years, most of these sorts usually grow up to be small-town cops and deputies, who usually wind up being firedafter a few years of ‘honorable service’….