JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for August 20, 2014
Transcript:
Sam Glover. To what do we owe the honor? It won't be raining forever, Ruiz...soon your precinct will fall to engine 53! Please excuse my delusional brother. He actually believes he's a better softball pitcher than yours truly! AHAHAHAHA! She threw both of you out? wow. She's equally strong at shortstop.
The firefighter was tossed out for raining on her parade; cop was tossed out just on principal.