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Wait...carla, you're a "liquid microchip"?
yep...now a government soy can be disguised as innocent beverage!
So I could drink you?!
Nope, Id adhere to your teeth and say on you for months...years...
or until you go in for a descent cleaning.
sounds like a set up for an office prank..hide a speaker saying outrageous things will quietly laughing in another room with the mic.