JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for May 15, 2022

So she is super woman, to bad their are not more like her out there.

I fit that description. But I am Aquarius. “This is the dawning of the age of…..”

https://youtu.be/vbCH5lnZ6sA

I kinda fit that description too, and I am not a taurus. I can make anything with my hands, nobody said the stuff I make actually has to work.

My fortune said that I will excel in education.

Wait…Marcus opened his wallet and bought something?

Well, Charlene, I, too, am practical and can make anything with my two hands, and I’m a Leo.

I’m a Capricorn. We don’t believe in astrology.

It won’t make Charlene feel good if she finds out her relative bought all of her work. Maybe some actual customers would have bought them, but she will never know now.

I used to read my horoscopes and you know how many times it was accurate? Once. And I also just ignored what they said. Guess that time I should have paid attention. It said I was gonna be accident prone and I was working at McDonald’s at the time. My little accident prevented customers from being able to order soft drinks for a good couple of hours. Oops. My bad.

My most favorite fortune cookie ever came when our Sunday School class went to a Chinese restaurant, on of our classmates got this fortune, “You are the crispy noodle in the vegetarian salad of life.” That was over 12 years ago and we till laugh about it.

My fortune cookie said, “The game’s up. Keep your hands where we can see them, and turn around slowly.”

One time I got a fortune cookie with NO FORTUNE IN IT! and the next time, they FORGOT TO GIVE ME THE COOKIE! — I’m DOOOOOOOMED! ;)