JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for November 04, 2022

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What is a Patagonian Ice Dragon? It’s a bug in an ice cube.

She’s going to raise it in a Tleilaxu axolotl tank.

“I’m making mine 5 feet tall, and out of 14K gold, with diamonds for eyes. They still had a lot of gold in stock when I was over at the Currency Exchange, so you’d better get yourself over there.”

Seriously, Dex?

Just stick with a standard vinegar-and-baking soda volcano, Dexter..

Dexter wants to make his project stand out, so he can’t do anything basic like a volcano.

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. And last resort for procrastination. Cut and Paste.

He’s probably thinking it was a real dragon.

One time I went to a science fair and found someone’s perpetual motion machine just lying in the trash!

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Of course, by then it had stopped moving.

Dexter she’s known you since you were a baby. She’s not stupid. And you wonder why she seems to prefer Kenny.

Dexter must really like Sunny cuz they say that imitation is the most sincerest form of flattery (or is that flatulence)? ;-p

I was plagued by losers like this in school, and ever since then have disliked any sort of mandatory teamwork.