Junk Drawer by Ellis Rosen for June 15, 2021

Moron needs to have his tractor beam be a little more off.

If it’s a tractor beam, why a car …"

Must be a Florida influence.

He got everything but a tractor…

There’s only so much room in that saucer ya know! It won’t be long now before he crashes and burns…..

Aha. Just what the alien astronaut theorists had always suspected.

i hate when that happens to me.

The moron is distracted after receiving a “John Deere” letter.

Poor cow, it was only trying to jump over the moon.

I see the pot of petunias, no whale?

I see everything BUT the tractor.

But if he shuts it off, he’ll lose his stuff