Kliban by B. Kliban for March 09, 2016

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    orinoco womble  over 8 years ago

    Writing, however….

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    emptc12  over 8 years ago

    I don’t get the point. I guess I’m not sharp enough. Certainly not as sharp as Ted. Did you know that the pencils Johnny Carson twirled around between his fingers on The Tonight Show had erasers on each end?

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    pumaman  over 8 years ago

    But the pencils had a BIG problem with Ted.

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    WaitingMan  over 8 years ago

    No trouble with pencils but his morbid obesity tended to be a turnoff for the ladies.

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    Linguist  over 8 years ago

    Handsome Ted has no leadin his pencil.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 8 years ago

    These pencils are so shallow. They just roll over for a pretty face. Probably number 3’s.

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    bklibancats  over 8 years ago

    Ted has a point.

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    jpozenel  over 8 years ago

    Ted is the kind of guy that will become the CEO of a Fortune 500 company.

    Then on to politics!

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    johnbrown1859  almost 5 years ago

    “I think I’ll poke myself in the eye just to see what happens.”

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