Kliban by B. Kliban for April 19, 2021

How does he smell?

“Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your…hold on, something’s not right here.”

Pick a nose, any nose!

Give me your tired, your poor….your nose.

People have donated noses in that hat.

It’s unclear how he came to have a spare nose to offer the poor chap.

If this guy still has his nose, whose nose is he donating?

Did the donor have an EXTRA nose or does he have a pocket full of noses for just such an occasion?

I wonder if I can get my hair back that way?

…Nobody nose…the trouble I’ve seen…

Who nose?

Nosey little bugger, ain’t he?

The guy on the left now has multiple noses but still hasn’t attached any. And it’s not like the donor can’t see the rest.