Kliban by B. Kliban for March 16, 2022

Use finger to determine wind direction.

Sick

After the nurse smothered him with the pillow, she checked his pulse for signs of life.

“With a daffodil?”

She found his "G " spot…

Oh my!

Really, Kliban?

Wow. On a first date?

About a quart low.

Old school.

Nurse Betty knew how to take the patient’s pulse and temperature at the same time!

biden Brain Scan. How long it takes for him to figure out which cabinet member it is!

She was probably watching TikTok videos in the back of the classroom the day that rectal temperature technique was demonstrated

I Feel strangely uncomfortable. Or , strangely I feel uncomfortable.

Taking the pulse the “old-fashioned” way.

I hope Col. Saunders didn’t start this way!

Didn’t they give him one of those robes designed for this procedure?

Checking his prostate pulse.

That’s one way to use a rectal thermometer.

OMG! As a nurse this is grossly hilarious!