Kliban by B. Kliban for May 24, 2023

It’s more like a taco, waiting to be filled.

First, a polar perplexity — then apoplexy.

Next: a solar complexity.

It’s a burrito, a burrito for a polar bear.

Ask the walrus.

“Is it a coincidence that ‘Inuit’ sounds so close to ‘into it’? I always have nightmares this thing is eating me!”

Cigars.

If it floats its a kayak, if it sinks its a tortilla.

Neither, its called a Umiujaq

Kayaks

If they all have ‘em, it’s a flotilla of tortillas.

I can’t remember, canyou?

I know they’re not wangans.I just wanted to use that word because I think it’s cool.

It’s a to-go box for an Eskimo wrap.

go with burrito.