Kliban by B. Kliban for July 05, 2023

Idols, we got idols!

Wreck his business!

Vastly overrated.

They all seem to go out of date, eventually.

Isn’t there a story about Abraham and the stone idols in a shop?

My God!

Said the Buddist to the hot dog vendor,”Make me one with everything.”

Leave him alone.

“I’m not religious myself. I just sell what people want to buy.”

He’s not going to give you a break. Although he may break things.

Don’t worry, we’ll come up with a bunch of saints that you can peddle.

It’ll never catch on.

And monotheists are against idolatry. Well, that might not include Catholics.