Kliban by B. Kliban for December 08, 2023

Anyone else thinking of the mochi scene from Tampopo?

She’s just trying to clean up his bad language.

Oddly enough, Stanley Steemer hated to brush and floss his teeth, so Mrs. Steemer used the vacuum to make his mouth cleaner.

Because it’s just so hard to brush your uvula.

Nothing quite like coming home and vacuuming out the negativity of the day. Get your Ronco Negativity Vacuum today! Yours for the ridiculously low price of $500, payable in three $250 installments!

Tonsillectomy ?

What are you doing, woman!

That’s what you get for sitting there with a vacuous expression.

This SUCKS.

Irma’s daily chores include re-inflating her Ronco© Husband-in-a-Chair.

Heartburn? Tums® work and are less invasive you know.. And, you don’t have a messy vacuum bag to clean.

That’s NOT how you cure halitosis.

The Hoover’s at home.

What they do in the privacy of their own home is none of our business…but it does make you wonder.

When a toothpick just won’t do!

I can bet the epiglottis was quivering….lol