Kliban by B. Kliban for October 04, 2024

Not a big fan of squid ink in your pasta?

And the guy eating the evil spaghetti doesn’t look too virtuous.

Sometimes, Kliban was funny. Sometimes, he was outrageous. And other times? He was just gross.

Pasta is morally neutral. It’s the black spaghetti of the evil guy.

Braaains.

‘Boiled Blood Worms’ — Yummy, Yummy, Yummy, He’s Got Blood in His Tummy.

That’s just another name for black licorice laces. Evil is right!

A nice Italian meal.

I wonder what wine goes with black spaghetti?

It’s squid-a-licious.

And thus “The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly” was born.

My wife likes to make jajangmyeon, I’m not a fan

i had (notice i didn’t say “enjoyed”) that at the capricciosa in otaru. the pasta in so-called squid ink looked like the “chef” had dipped it in old motor oil, yum…