Kliban's Cats by B. Kliban for May 20, 2021

And you don’t have to buy them silverware, either. Or bath towels.

And they’re great conversationalists.

As pets go, cats are pretty ‘low maintenance’ …

“… and I’ve grown to prefer your dry cat food, too. Don’t ask meow.”

Awwww, cute!

..uh.. what is he serving that they would “…make great pets TOO”? “Too” implies other uses..

The purrrrfect setup…Meooow

Now it’s gonna go to their heads…..no livin’ with ‘em!

You WILL have to teach them the difference between their litter box and your potted plants…

Cats, as pets, have amusement value.

Not a true cat “caretaker” are you?

They feel pretty much the same way about you…

I love the furkids.

Hmm… l wonder how they feel about that.

Not to mention sophisticated.

My cats are NOT substitute family. They are substitute roommates without jobs.

The told him it was mousse!

Cats’ expressions all say, “what is this PETS of which you speak?”.