La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for June 29, 2003
June 28, 2003
June 30, 2003
Transcript:
The mysterious dark figure enters the rear of the sleek, low-slung vehicle. The dapper hero entrusts his diminutive ethnic sidekick to chaffeur him speedily to the next scene of injustice. Criminals crouch in fear as the duo zooms by in their powerful cruiser. But what's this?! The sidekick hesitates and slows to the speed limit! Our hero is shocked to see that his trusty sidekick has been captured and replaced by fiendish arch-villain Slow Drivin' Abuela! Cuco: What will become of the Brown Hornet?! Eddie: I hate when you ride in the back, man!!
