La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for October 26, 2003
October 25, 2003
October 27, 2003
Transcript:
Eddie: Cousin Memo! Que onda? memo: Primo Eddie! Eddie: How's everything? Memo: Hijole, it's not easy living here with no papers. I have been thinking of becoming a US citizen. Eddie: Really? That's great, but how do you do that? Memo: If you are a leagl resident, you can apply for citizenship after a period and take the exam... too long! Or legal residents can sign up for the army as a green card soldier... but back home I couldn't even shoot a sick horse. So I found the easy path to citizenship... call me Mr. Liza Minelli!
