La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for November 19, 2003
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From radio: The justice department announced that they have conducted dozens of sweeps nabbing hundreds of terrorists. "We wiped out a large slepper cell operating in Wal-Mart stores across America," said attorney general John Ashcroft. "They were posing as illegal immigrant janitors, and if you give them a dirty mop, they can fashion it into a dirty bomb."