La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for February 01, 2004

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Eddie: I'm so sick, bro... Cuco: Do you have the flu? Eddie: Yeah, I think so... I hurt all over. Cuco: I hope you didn't take the flu vaccine! Eddie: Wha? Why? Cuco: It's a government plot to inject a secret virus into the US population! Eddie: You're a nut job! Cuco: You would be best off taking only traditional latino medications that have worked for generations. Eddie: What? Some herbal deal? Cuco: No, 7-up. Ask your doctor about 7-up! Note: some prescription drugs may not be right for you. If your doctor is not available or just laughs at you, consult your latina grandmother, mom or spouse. Abuse of 7-up or other delicious fizzy carbonated beverages may have undesired side effects like obesity and uncontrollable belching.