La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for April 11, 2004

Transcript:

Cuco: Dude! I just saw the greatest pro-immigrant movie of the year! Eddie: Oh yeah? Cuco: it was action-packed, yet political and really diverse! After immigrating to an unforgiving new country, hostile to their cultural ways... a group of brave illegal aliens rises up and takes a stand-- with guns-- to defend against an overwhelming force opposed to the foundation of a new country! Eddie: You swore you wouldn't go see The Alamo! Cuco: Check out my new militant illegal alien battle hat!