La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for December 26, 2004

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Eddie's Cousin: (Reads: Dear cousin Eddie, Thanks for the Christmas care package. It really makes me miss home. Unfortuantely, it also makes everybody else miss home, too. Man: These aren't as good as Texas tamales, but they'll do! Man 2: We don't have these in Alabamba, Lopez. Man 3: Tamales?! These are good enough to be pasteles from San Juan! Man 4: Wow! Just like the ones mama used to nuke! Merry Xmas from La Cucaracha!