La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for April 10, 2005

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Eddie: Steroids are ruining baseball! Cuco: But they inject excitement into the game! Eddie: Steroid use has colored the records broken by today's players! cuco: Oh yeah!? Yesterday's records weren't "colored" for a reason!! Ty Cobb: Golly...glad I didn't have to play against no dirty coloreds!