La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for May 08, 2005

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Cuco: Wack-a-mole'! Here comes that dude again! Eddie: How does he keep finding us? Mr. Drinko: Hey, homies! Eddie: Yo! Are you handing out free beer coupons to kids? Mr. Drinko: That's my job as "Mr. Drinko de Mayo." Official Cinco de Mayo mascot!! Cuco: DOn't you feel awful knowing you're hijacking a real Latino holiday for pure harmful profit motive?! Mr. Drinko: Yes, chicos - that's why I drink to forget. Anybody have a straw? Loosen up, bros - don'tcha know? Anything goes! The corporations won! Money is morality! Gotta run! Don't miss my upcoming Disney channel animated TV show - fun w/Mr. Drinko"!