La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for May 15, 2005

Transcript:

Man: Halt! Who goes there? Friend or foe? Eddie: Reporter! Man: Put yer hands up. Eddie: What are you "minutemen" doing here? Man: We are protecting the border from the illegal immigrants who take our jobs. Eddie: Do you have a job? Man: No! I'm unemployed, and it's the illegals' fault. Eddie: What job would you have if it weren't for illegal immigration? Man: Swimsuit model.