La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for June 29, 2005
Transcript:
Trooper: Hey! Are you latinozoids comin' to take all our jobs? Cuco: These minutetroopers' can't handle the redeye knight mind control trick. "Actually, I now blame NAFTA, CAFTA- (The Central American Free Trade Agreement, coming soon) and unpatriotic corporations for illegal immigration." Trooper: So are you here for business or pleasure? Cuco: Yes. Trooper: Welcome to Arizonus 3, Mr. Brad Pitt!