La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for August 15, 2005

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TV: "Intelligent design" proves that a divine force created the universe, says President Bush. And it's better designed than evolution. "I am pleased to announce that school districts in 20 states are showing support for this theory that also proves Charles Darwin was a jerk and unamerican!" In an unrelated story, President Bush released a list of the 20 best states for nitwits...