La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for September 08, 2005

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Chuy P. Cabra: Dear Sr. Cucaracha: Likening us to the heavily modified Joan Rivers - or the most loony Pat Robertson - is bad enough. But we will not stand for being compared to the likes of Dick Cheney! Better go hide your livestock. Thanks to the restrictions of your archaic artform, the comic strip, I cannot tell you exactly what I feel about the insulting manner in which you portray the mighty Chupacabra. Let me just say that I suck the blood of goats. You do the same, but without the goats. Chuy P. Cabra Aorta Junction, TX