La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for March 07, 2006

Transcript:

Man: Let's join the press conference for "Nacho Hero"... Eddie: Jack Wack, you star in the role of poverty-stricken padre "Mestizo Gomez," who becomes a masked wrestler in order to save a border "Maquiladora" from closure... Character: Yes, saving the jobs of countless impoverished glue-sniffing orphans who pack Chinese VCRs. Uh, you're welcome, Wal-Mart shoppers.