La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for April 24, 2006
Transcript:
Bill Frist: Hola Latinos mojados. Yo ser el Senador Guillermo Frist, Republicano mas macho. Dennis Hastert: Taco! Frist: Los racistas Democrats querer pasar el "law" para hacer mojados "felonios!" Hastert: Felonios! Frist: Republicanos ser "los homeboys" de el Latino mojado! Yo tener muchos Latinos mojados en mi casa... y tambien Hastert: Burritos! First: Virgen de Guadalupe es Republicana! Hastert: Virgen! The following is a misleading paid announcement to Latinos from the Republican National Committee: Hi, we're the very scared Senator Bill Frist and House Speaker Dennis Hastert. Though it was our bright idea, we blame racist Democrats for trying to make border crossing a felony. The Republican Party is the best friend of the Latino migrant low-paid workers who clean my yard and pol. We are some seriously desperate knuckleheads.