La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for September 04, 2006

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Sources have stated that the pious Saudi terrorist Osama bin Laden once had a major crush...on American singer Whitney Houston. And that he wished to kill hubby Bobby Brown and kidnap Houston for service in his harem. But after seeing her reality show, "Being Bobby Brown," bin Laden decided to "skip Whitney and go right to the crack."