La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for October 15, 2006
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Cuco: ¶Si senor! Unfortunately for Hisapnic heritage month planners all over the U.S, some fun-time activities flop faster than a Minuteman's South Beach diet! Hispanic Heritage Month Activities That Never Caught On: Lucha Libre Wrestler Facials; Be Kind to Indians Day; Followed by Honor All Treaties Day!!! (bring tape); Yoga for Mariachis (followed by pilates for pinatas); Chicana Friendship Circle (gloves optional); Olmec Head Roll!; Mexi-Kwanza (all the history and most of the confusion!); Heterosexual Male Folklorica Dance-Off; Cartoons About Hispanics (heritage month!).