La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for May 02, 2007

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Frenchman: According to old-school European rules of war, you owe us one capital city. Mexican: Heck no. Frenchman: C'mon! Mexican: And we do not validate parking. Frenchman: Ha ha ! Peasants in last season's Louis Vuitton! Mexican: I hope you wanted to be buried in that. La Cucaracha's actual history of Cinco de Mayo. The "Rico Suave" French army attacks and takes the port city of Veracruz. Hommes gone wild! Texas-born Gen. Zaragosa and his fashion-oblivious army face down the French at Puebla.