La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for August 17, 2007

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Voice from television: The Distorted History Channel is proud to broadcast ironically in high definition. Now back to "History's Mostest Mysteries" with your host Lou Dobbs. Lou Dobbs: Scientists and economists are baffled as to who cooks and serves food in America's restaurants. Cuco: Paranormal experts believe it must be UFOs. Eddie: Yes, because the Chupacabra's arms are too short.