La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for July 09, 2008

Transcript:

Cuco: You know, NASA scientists said the soil on Mars can grow asparagus... George W. Bush: Because I am a compassionate conservative, instead of rocketing chimps to Mars, I will, of course, send illegal Mexican immigrants, who are very experienced in picking crops, like asparagus. No questions, please, I am off to honor our fallen soldiers in Iraqistan with a solemn 21-mile mountain-bike ride salute.