La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for July 08, 2008

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George W. Bush: My original manned mission to Mars... was to colonize the red planet with chimps. But since the use of these talented astro-chimps would result in a huge outcry by P.E.T.A. freaks, we will send a group on one will sympathize with - Guard: Your deportation orders, Lopez. Man: "Mars"? The Bush press conference on Mars continues... (it's not actually on Mars. It's about Mars, silly.)