La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for May 23, 2011
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Transcript:
Superman's press conference continues Superman: As an alien, I cannot support broken U.S. immigration policy. Eddie: But when Jor-el removed you, his unborn son Kal-el, from the Kryptonian gestation chambers and launched the starcraft towards Earth- weren't you in effect born here, not making you an alien? Superman: So, what you're saying is: you haven't been out of the house in a while?
Those who raised Barry were from Kansas. The midlands never had to defend their homes against direct foreign attack. Hawaii may be more American. The crystal fortress doesn’t even make Kal El a resident. Maybe Canadian.