La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for August 04, 2014
August 03, 2014
August 05, 2014
Transcript:
Cuco: In non-celebrity-oriented breaking news: The mighty state of Texas is now crumbling under the Central American child invasion! Texas has been taken down by the "Kidconquista"!
I was raised in a Texas that thought their state was the biggest, baddest thing on the planet. When did they deteriorate to the point where 600,000 children was an impossible problem to solve, especially when they aren’t all coming into Texas and many other states are offering to take their share of kids?