La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for April 03, 2016

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Man: Lopez why did you write a vicious open letter to the internet about how boring it is to work here? Eddie: I was bored. Man: My ex wife sent me your awful blog post about this workplace. You wrote that I am erratic and you are severely underpaid. Eddie: My pay is at 1970 levels. Man: You also wrote you have to survive on snacks and a bag of rice because I am so cheap. Eddie: We're out of recalled second - hand Russian chips. Man: You're fired! you're rehired. I need you to write a negative Yelp review of my ex-wife.