La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for May 11, 2017

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    Space_cat  over 7 years ago

    To make El Chapo who at this point is only slightly less slimy than Ted Cruz pay for the wall> First they have to find his money and that ain’t gonna be easy.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Think of home-security systems being sold by professional burglars, because who knows better how they think? Or how to dodge around the ones they’ve installed themselves.

    And anti-virus software sold by experts on computer viruses. Do you ever wonder what they do with their spare time when business slows down and their income does, too? (“Golly, what the world needs now is a brand-new nasty computer virus!”)

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    Pharmakeus Ubik  over 7 years ago

    Orange Julius Caesar wants the design based on the Maginot Line.

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    hablano  over 7 years ago

    Additionally, El Chapo knows how to raise the money to pay for the wall. Tax free!

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