La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for September 19, 2018

I like presidents who DON’T insult real heroes.

I like presidents who DON’T lose the popular vote.

I like presidents who DON’T conspire with hostile foreign adversaries.

I like presidents who DON’T have to pay hush money to porn stars and Playboy models.

I like presidents who DON’T launder money for Russia.

I like presidents who DON’T violate the emoluments clause.