La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for August 11, 2021

How about the DumbClucks.

And in the real world, you can get a “Caucasians” shirt.

I’ll take the hipsters, thank you

The MAGAtards….

I dare a team to name themselves The Maggots.

Where’s the Rednecks?

Last chance to catch the “freedumbs” before they wipe themselves completely out! Good riddance!

How about the North Vietnam Warmongers with red white and blue uniforms and a logo that invokes the MIA POW logo, in their honor, of course.Or the Saudi Arabia Brokers with a Gordon Gekko styled mascot who swills red bull and cocaine showering cash on a gaggle of strippers, you know, out of respect of American freedom, and their logo could invoke the twin towers, in honor of the event, of course.Those would be cool, right? Because it would be done out of respect to honor our peoples and culture.

The Clueless Influencer Slatterns.

They have their own country as well. . . . Dumfucisstan

https://www.sciotopost.com/professional-cleveland-group-says-guardian-name-already-taken-since-2011/

Another good one, Cucaracha!

Cleveland should have used something original, like “The Cleveland Baseball Team”…

Actually a couple good possibilities not seen: The Emperors. Or the Pharaohs.

The Cleveland Crackers?