La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for February 14, 2023

That will never work

The new “mixed marriage”.

Does the term " Not a snowballs chance in H*ll " mean anything ?

Romeo and Juliet revisited.

He called Latino Cupid for ask that. I think there are hopes for him.

No there are no. A brained-wormed Trumpanzee, Agent Orange worshiper? I don’t think so. That guy is Qed to the max

A modern reboot of the Richard Crenna/Bernadette Peters “All’s Fair.”

(They already did a gender-swapped remake, with James Carville and Mary Matalin. But that’s a reality show, not a rom-com sitcom.)

I’ve fallen in love with a “frenemy” but outright enemies don’t attract me.

“Wanna catch dinner and I’ll tell you all about my work to keep you from voting?”

I suspect he will be incel-ibrating Valentine’s Day alone.

hang in there, Maxwell Alexander Gregory Adams