La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for April 25, 2023

Do they show blood?

How about bulletproof backpacks.

Wait. Isn’t Yoga supposed to relax you? Now, it wakes you up? Odd.

And, they’re bulletproof! So you can hide under them.

And later, at recess, we can go out and play a fun game I call “run and gun”.

I like this storyline. Next, Mr. Pistola will take the books out of the children’s hards as they did in some ignorant red state last week.

The whole Mr Pistola thread is NOT funny.

What a nice thought!

Democrats have a hard time with messaging. The word “woke” should be a godsend to them. I can see it now in my dreams:

“The Republican party wants you to go to sleep and believe everything will be wonderful in the morning. We’ll go back to those times when Donna Reed and Mrs. Cleaver wore pearls and chiffon dresses to do housework, and when Dad came home from a Good Job to a family home-cooked meal. There were no Black people then, not even mechanics or laborers, because nothing ever broke down. (Well, there was “Amos and Andy”, but that was only for us to laugh at them.) There were no lesbians, only ‘spinsters’ and ‘old maids’. And there were no gay men, only ‘confirmed bachelors’. And women had children without ever becoming pregnant, which they couldn’t do easily because of the distance between the twin beds in the Master Bedroom. (Disney actually fired a friend of mine who was a hostess at a Disneyland restaurant because she became pregnant back in the seventies.)

“When you wake up, you see that there are really bad things happening in this world. You can’t deal with them if you’re asleep. Republicans want you all to go to sleep.”

Hoping Señor Pistolas Diminuta has a Sig .320 CCW in his tighty whities

Comes with chalk to outline the bodies without those stubborn floor stains.