La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for November 23, 2023

White meat, dark meat, or stamen?

Maybe we’ll try the spam ham instead…

I will happily cook the lasted faux meat. I don’t mind vegetarians at a dinner. I figure it is their choice (and the punishment for their choice). Unless they play the immorality of meat card.

Go for the Tofurkey!

Happy Thanksgiving everyone.

Vero is not pleased. Pero muy priti, de todos modos.

I don’t think a flaming paper bag of dog doo really qualifies as a vegan turkey.

Ew.

Gross.

Before planning on tofurky next year, realize that many people have trouble digesting soy.

I remember back in the 70s when the Third World refused our generous offers of vast quantities of soybeans to turn their problems around.