La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for August 13, 2024

Traitor Trump was NOT a criminal the day he was born, even though he was born into a crime family. Even Traitor Trump’s father, the career criminal Fred, never committed more than two dozen rapes, and never was a traitor, unlike the worthless son he despised because of his weakness and cowardice. Li’l Donnie CHOSE to become a rapist and traitor.

As all of us in California know, those of us who have known her for many years and voted for her in every primary and general election for statewide office (twice for attorney general, for U.S. senator and for VP), Kamala Harris has always been completely consistent about who she is and where she comes from.

She has a Black father from Jamaica.

She has a South Asian mother from India.

She is biracial. She is proud of her Indian heritage and celebrates Indian culture, especially at events celebrating that culture. She is proud of her Black heritage and celebrates her African American roots. As a child, she was part of the busing program to integrate schools as a Black child. She went to college at a well-known HBCU (Historically Black College or University). She was a member of the most pre-eminent African American sorority in the United States.

She is biracial. She has always embraced both sides of her background.

Donald Trump suggests that she has to be one or the other.

Anyone who cannot grasp the concept of being biracial is in severe mental decline too precipitous to ever be considered for a return to the White House. Is it severe dementia or severe racism by Trump?

If Kamala Harris wanted to disguise her Indian heritage, she would have changed her name to Nikki.

That’s not true, Donald Trump was orange long before 2014.

What is JD Vance, or whatever his name is now, trying to hide with all his name changes?

A racist piece of garbage will ALWAYS be a racist piece of garbage!

It’s as if you’re actually paying attention to what Trump is saying. Why on earth would a sane person bother to do that? He’s an idiot, of course he says stupid things, every day. Who cares?

A weak attempt to smear that did achieve his goal of getting back into the headlines.

People are ignoring the strategy he deployed in the interview. It’s a classic bully tactic, and one of his trademarks: the first question was asked and he attacked the questioner with "Well, first of all, I don’t think I’ve ever been asked a question in such a horrible manner, first question. You don’t even say, ‘Hello. How are you?’ "

That had nothing to do with the question but was just meant to intimidate the rest of the journalists into submission.

Rotten oranges turn brown, which is even worse.

There was a Pedro X. Molina Op-Ed cartoon last week of a banana labeled “Trump” which had gone bad, the caption being “When did he suddenly turn black?”

You’re a mean one, Mr. Trump,

You really are a heel!

You’re as cuddly as a cactus,

You’re as charming as an eel,

Mr. Tru-u-u-ump!.

You’re a bad banana with a greasy black peel!

tRump turned yellow even before his draft physical.

“For the record, Donald Trump reportedly turned orange around 2014.”

I hear that he walked under a ladder and a bucket of orange paint fell on him. He liked the resulting look, and he’s been copying it ever since.

It’s bad enough that some people are dismissing any diversity as “woke,” but it’s even worse when they presume to define other people’s race or ethnicity. Put them in charge, and they’ll be defining EVERYTHING for us…and they’ll use the courts to do it! It won’t be just their opinion anymore…it will be the LAW! VOTE FOR YOUR LIFE!!!

“…Donald Trump met recently with black journalists.”

But since he didn’t know them before that meeting, he couldn’t know that they were black, so they actually weren’t black until that meeting, when he became aware of that fact.

(At least that’s what his “reasoning” regarding Kamala Harris implies.)

Little known fact: Trump didn’t finally turn Republican until 2010. He was a registered Democrat for almost ten years previously.

Trump himself is half German and half Scottish. But he never mentions his mother. Weird, huh?