Last Kiss by John Lustig for August 05, 2013

What a swell idea! Wish I’d have thought of that…

My Dad said that he had kids because he was tired of mowing the lawn himself.

2 mermaids in an hour! Boy, this is my lucky day

“Sisters Without Scruples”….a good name for a band.

GOOD LORD…! His hands are HUGE!

Take fertility drugs by the handful, have 7 or 8 at once.

What’s paid off; the loans or the kids?

Having kids to save money; oh yeah, that’s gonna work.

Yeah, that guy’s hands … looks like he’s morphing into the Incredible Hulk.

His hands aren’t big. She is just petite!

Whoa there partner.Where do think you live China?Child labor laws here, you got to wait about 15 years before that. Of course Lemonade Stands, Lawn mowing, dog poop collecting and such are not covered.

Of course with him saying that it takes all the fun out of it now. Its just work, work, work. Work, work, work.

My dad believed he needed kids so there would be pall bearers at his funeral. Heh. Family can never act as pall bearers! He figured he’d never get famous and have a Princess Di funeral. I guess famous people pick people out of the open coffin line to be pall bearers.

Mine are too because I never had any. And I make more $ than many who went to college.

What we do for love.At least you can play.You don’t want to hear me even strum one.Clumsy fingers.I can feel the release of the sear on a trigger pull but cant finger the C chord. (Is there even a C chord? Shows how much I know. I can sing harmony in a choir or glee baritone to bass range mainly. Better yet I make a good roadie.)

My kids are paying for my SS benefit, and much of my Federal Pension. I am SURE they are glad to do it… ; ^ )

We’re probably still paying….

This makes no sense, they’ll still have to wait 5-6 maybe 7 years before putting them to work in a t-shirt sweatshop, toddlers make for lousy sewing techs…