Last Kiss by John Lustig for December 02, 2020

A guy should be so lucky.

I think after a while he’s going to have a lot of headaches.

Sigh… there was a time, long ago…

on sundays he gets to entertain the padre at confession…

Then a visit to the clinic.

Excellent captions, John!

Three smart girls pulling straws over a nice guy. If it was the other way, there would be there jerks harassing a woman and it wouldn’t be a joke at all.

And thus he learned to enjoy comparison shopping.

Vitamin E , lots of Vitamin E……

Well, after all, she is a red-head.

I am not a healthcare professional but when they are done with him I’ll nurse him back to health. Poor sweet baby.

I wonder if they discussed this with him or are they (this being 2020 after all) making some assumptions?

The fantasy of many a newly-minted teenager…

The only thing missing from the original dialogue is a determined gesture and “Well, then we’ll put on our OWN show!”

I had these problems when a younger man … /s

Pepper got her nickname because she was known to spray.

She’s tooting her own horn-y ambitions..

so, the black woman is named “Pepper” ?

just asking . . .

No wonder President Kennedy sat in his rocking chair for his backaches.

Little do they know he’s aiming for a foursome…often.

Ladies that I known don’t like to share. Pretty boy cheats on them & they come cry on my shoulder. On the rare occasion they show more interest it’s because they expect me to be so grateful for the attention that I’ll be willing to help them raise his kids. No mo’ psychos. End rant.

Carl, minding his own business, was about to enter “The Twilight Zone”!

How come this never happens to me?

Reminds me of the movie “Three in the Attic”:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three_in_the_Attic

“In the jungles of central Klatch there are, indeed, lost kingdoms of mysterious Amazonian princesses who capture male explorers for specifically masculine duties. These are indeed rigorous and exhausting and the luckless victims do not last long*”

“* This is because wiring plugs, putting up shelves, sorting out the funny noise in attics and mowing lawns can eventually reduce even the strongest constitution.”

Eric — Terry Pratchett

I hope you didn’t think the girls were talking about sex.

This is why I loved being a young adult in the late 60s and early 70s. Connecting was so easy and expected. Just say hello and head for the bedroom

Hey! It worked for God…

Nice fantasy (no, terrific fantasy), but in the real world, they’d better give him some time to rest. Otherwise he’ll be dead in a month, or at least of no further use to them.

Oh, you can kiss me on a Monday

A Monday, a Monday is very, very good

Or you can kiss me on a Tuesday

A Tuesday, a Tuesday, in fact I wish you would

Or you can kiss me on a Wednesday

A Thursday, a Friday and Saturday is best

But never, never on a Sunday

A Sunday, a Sunday, ‘cause that’s my day of rest . . .

— Never on Sunday, 1960

Credits to MuddyUSA’s post. Here is a funny variation:

Woman #1: “It’s settled! I get him on Monday and Wednesday, and Pepper gets him on Tuesday and Thursday.”

Woman #2: “… and I get him on Friday and Saturday.”

Woman #3: " … but what about Sunday?"

All three women: “Let’s make it a foursome on Sunday!”