“After he leaves his wife, of course” Oh honey, which one was he going to leave? I mean, there are so many. And the highly devout church he founded might want the biz jets back. A big sign that he won’t leave any of them is probably when he showed up to that party with one of his wives on one arm and one of his mistresses on the other. One was clearly pregnant and they were both wearing matching dresses. And so was he.
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator over 3 years ago
Here’s the link to the original vintage art & text—-plus some hilarious quips by “Jams”:
http://www.lastkisscomics.com/comic/the-perfect-man/comment-page-1/#comment-152899
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 3 years ago
She would be unhappy if he stayed.
sevaar777 over 3 years ago
Prepare for a very looooooong wait….
michaeljwolff over 3 years ago
“Or at least that’s how Mr. Disney explained it to me.”
Qiset over 3 years ago
Find a rich cuckold.
Gent over 3 years ago
Happily ever after until he finds another “faithful” female, huh?
scote1379 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Not after the first wife cleans Him out and fillets him like a fish!
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 3 years ago
Or until some sort of “accident” happens to his wife.
Ontman over 3 years ago
Someday. Just keep telling yourself that.
WoodstockJack over 3 years ago
Hmph.
Girls with pearls.
Nuliajuk over 3 years ago
Happily ever after until he finds his next mistress.
bmckee over 3 years ago
And after he changed his will, and I talked him out of getting a prenup.
Display over 3 years ago
“After he leaves his wife, of course” Oh honey, which one was he going to leave? I mean, there are so many. And the highly devout church he founded might want the biz jets back. A big sign that he won’t leave any of them is probably when he showed up to that party with one of his wives on one arm and one of his mistresses on the other. One was clearly pregnant and they were both wearing matching dresses. And so was he.
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
Take it from me, honey…they never leave their wife..so move on!
coltish1 over 3 years ago
Marriage: a super-big test kitchen.
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 3 years ago
She doesn’t mind being second choice!
Calvins Brother over 3 years ago
“…and buys me a Ferrari, a mink coat and gets a vasectomy.”
comixbomix over 3 years ago
Of course, that’s pretty much what his current wife used to say…
MartinPerry1 over 3 years ago
Best to get one already housebroken.
anomaly over 3 years ago
He’d have more money if he didn’t leave her and you just learned to share nicely.
smartman over 3 years ago
A married man who leaves his wife for you isn’t a good catch and far from a perfect man.
gopher gofer over 3 years ago
look up oxymoron in the dictionary and the usage example provided is perfect man…
craigwestlake over 3 years ago
“If he doesn’t, I guess we could find a nice cult somewhere”…