Last Kiss by John Lustig for January 18, 2023

That’s why you should always carry a spare set.

Little does he know that the song “Unchained Melody” is playing is his bedroom now…

I bet his wife is getting good use of them.

“That old ‘Chain and Ball’!”

They were playing the home edition of ‘Love during lockup’, and he left his props behind ;)

And the plumber is coming to check her pipes.

Two people subject of a false bust): What’s in ’ere – sandwiches? Policeman: Sandwiches? Heavens – whatever did I give the wife? (Monty Python’s Flying Circus)

Remember folks Boxing Helena is not a DIY show

My father was in the Air Police (and, boy, does that name date me). When I was in junior high school (another term that dates me) my best friend had to ride his bicycle across town in Germany wearing handcuffs, when he was fooling around with his father’s handcuffs while his parents were playing cards one night with my parents.

And you can’t call her because she’s all tied up at the moment‼️☺️

But – International Fetish Day isn’t until Friday……. (Really!)

“Dam camera phones make it tough to mete out a little immediate justice these days”

You wife called. She wants to know if you can drop off your baton.

“…and she had things to do. Oh well, after I free her.”

He’s in need of some restraint.

Always keep a handcuff key handy in case something like this happens.

♪ if you love somebody, set her free…

Call your partner and have him unlock her.

Handcuffs I can get by working without them. Now forgetting my gun at the sally port gun locker and only noticing a few hours later? That leaves an impression. It only happened once.

“It was love at first sight for both of them. Something just clicked”

He left his wife handcuffed at home in bed? Not to worry, the friendly neighbor fellow will check in on her.

Don”t worry, the postman will let her loose