Last Kiss by John Lustig for March 29, 2023

Shhhh, don’t tell anyone, but I’m really your half sister. Dad used to “visit” next door to borrow a cup of sugar… a lot. Hey, it’s cool though.. we’re in Texass (or Floriduh). /s??

I can tell he really wants to be Ms handled.

“You were too lintel to peek over the transom. Daddy kept the key in the key hole.”

She was too busy with the boy next door on the other side of her house.

If romance is in the air are her legs too?

SWING and a ms! Strike three.

He thinking….She smells like chicken.

You’re doing “Dad” jokes now?

GAL: Oooh! After 10 years of marriage, you can still be so romantic!

GUY: SxxxxXXXXXX! What? Huh? Sorry. Dozed off there a second. BELCH! Musta been that heavy dinner and wine. Hey! Is there a Final Four game tonight?

There was a girl down the block, I met her again 40 years later. I wasted 40 years.

Also, she had girl cooties, and you were a stinky booger boy.

Coming soon to Hallmark: “A Near Ms” starring Lacey Chabert and Tyler Hynes.

Some times we can’t see past our nose…

For me it was the preacher’s daughter. Not only pretty, but a bit on the wild side. Best of all, she was an older woman!

He never saw her through an Instagram filter.

you know what they say – a ms is as a good as a mile…