Last Kiss by John Lustig for November 25, 2024

For a second I thought the young woman was saying all that stuff.

A meat lover’s pizza…

Kinky

Boom chick a boom boom.

Just a guess, Dad tried to deep fry the turkey this year?

You’ll love my Sausge pie!

Tell him to wait a minute. We need to take our clothes off before we answer the door.

The dad should be playing the slutty sax music in the background soon.

I guess they are washing the lunch dishes so that they can use them for dinner (the pizza) ?

WE Italians, all have large pepperonis, especially around the Holidays! Don’t forget the spicy meatballs!

Mary Worth?

And Anchovies for the guys?

( ͡ ﹏ʖ ͡  )

The beginning of many “adult” movies. I found yet another word the censors don’t like.

BADA BING BADA BANG!!!!

“Okay, Mom, let’s see if THIS ONE is my real dad.”

You want a pizza me?

Good thing it wasn’t a nude, door-to-door, cigar salesman. (With apologies to Sigmund Freud, a noted door-to-door cigar salesman.) :)

MOTHER: No dear – I’m not implying that your husband is smart or bookish when I call him EGGHEAD. Just look at him for Pete’s Sakes!

Nothing like an extra large pepperoni for the ladies.

A pizza with ONE pepperoni! What gives?

We tried a vegetarian pizza once… it was okay but not the same. We had to add some “ingredients” to make it rise to the occasion, and it still didn’t take care of our appetites.